I've been working with an 80 year old Transvestite this past week for a travel show that we're recording on the Queen Mary 2. She's not just any 80 year old transvestite, she's the most popular travel writer in the history of the world. She's pretty rad. So naturally if your office is producing a travel show, who better to invite?
Today her car service was suppose to pick her up at 11:00AM at her Central Park Hotel, well...as any 80 year old transvestite would have it, she's late--which seemingly has sent me into some sort of panic mode. We need her to be on the Ship (which is in Brooklyn--way bad traffic) by noon, because the show happens to be, well...about her! So hurry it up driver, get her to the ship!
Scratch that last paragraph. Our 80 year old transvestite was not late! The car company sent two cars to her, and got confused because she got in the first one. The car company is so hectically disorganized that I'll never allow anyone in my office to contract them out again. In fact, I called and canceled their contract and just wrote up a new one with a different car company. I'm not really easy to irritate, but incompetency is not allowed--it does nothing but cause more work in the long run!
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